Fat Russell Crowe Challenges Gossip Blogger to Duel

Russell Crowe doesn’t take shit from anyone.  That was proven when he challenged a gossip blogger to a duel after she talked shit on him.

The Story:  Russell Crowe has gotten a little “plump” recently.  He essentially looks like a 55 year old truck driver who molested your 5 year old daughter.  In other words, he’s kind of creepy looking.  Crowe has been really into biking, and during his rides, he would be caught taking cigarette breaks, eating 3 tacos, and drinking sodas.  The gossip blogger called him out and Crowe didn’t like it.  So, he challenged her to a duel – a bike race between him and the evil female blogger.

This bitch accepted and got her ass kicked by Crowe as he zoomed passed her, making her look like…well…look like a gossip blogger on a bike.  She was so bad at biking that she even fell off her bike at one point.

Lesson Learned: you don’t fuck with the Gladiator.